David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

homoglobin

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.

"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".

"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

turd tale

A very memorable shit; One that you can tell your friends about.

"I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

unilegger

A person with one leg. Word play with "Unabomber".

"Look at Chelsea, the Unilegger. With her crutches."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

blowjizzle

Slang term derived from "blowjob".

Fellatio.

"She gave me such a great blowjizzle, I might ask her out."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

make fun of the fuck out of

To make fun of someone really, really bad.

"Damn, look at those white trash beauties."
"Oh shit, it's CapFest 2008!"
"I'm gonna make fun of the fuck out of them bitches."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 22, 2008