D.S.

Initialism for "dick suck".

Fellatio.

"I got me a 'D.S.' from that skanky chick from down the street."

by David P. January 24, 2008

homoglobin

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.

"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

by David P. March 20, 2008

slurp off

Fellatio. A blowjob. Suck off.

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."

by David P. March 24, 2008

blowjizzle

Slang term derived from "blowjob".

Fellatio.

"She gave me such a great blowjizzle, I might ask her out."

by David P. January 24, 2008

testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".

"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

by David P. January 24, 2008

white bitch pimp

Coke dealer. "White bitch" being Cocaine.

"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.

by David P. March 24, 2008

homopathic

Psychotically homosexual and/or lame.

"Wow, that Chris Crocker sure is a homopath."

"That guy's video blogs are pretty homopathic."

by David P. January 24, 2008