Definitions by David M. Kennedy

beyonce 

Someone who every black female claims to look like.

Dang gurl, I weigh 300 pounds, don't I look just like Beyonce?

beyonce by David M. Kennedy July 26, 2006

scholarship 

Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.

Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".

Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.

scholarship by David M. Kennedy July 26, 2006

soccer mom

A horrible phenomenom which begun taking over middle class America in the mid-90's.

Still fixing lunches for 16 year old Bratty Tammy and her soccer-playing suburban brother Aiden? Then you're a soccer mom.Die.

soccer mom by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006

insecurity 

A feeling affecting many people in society. Often spawns sluts, attention whoring, and controlling boyfriends. To blame for many of the problems in society.

Rob's constant homophobic jokes reveals his insecurity in his manhood.

insecurity by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006