innit

Short of “isn't it", the oldskool version of “IKR”

Spiffing good show, old bean!

“innit!”

by David Ch... June 01, 2020

a stitch in time saves nine

Deal with problems early do they don’t become bigger problems. If you sew up a small tear in your clothes straight away, the tear won’t grow into a bigger tear that requires more sewing later.

The people: Why lockdown now?
Boris: Because, when it comes to COVID, a stitch in time saves nine.

by David Ch... September 23, 2020

Neveruary

The month when you’re absolutely definitely 100% going to do those really important things you’ve been putting off. Actually, the worst possible month to get anything done.

When you gon get a job?’
“Soon, honey, in Neveruary.

by David Ch... May 01, 2020

INTIMIDAT1N9

Intimidating people using the threat of infecting them with a disease.

Strikers picketing a workplace to intimidate workers trying to do their work during COVID-19.

Intimidating + COVID-19 = INTIMIDAT1N9

PS: Not everyone can see it.

by David Ch... January 29, 2021

Clink

The classy way to celebrate success. All this bro high five stuff is too crude for special occasions. Now’s time for a more civilised age. Clink your champagne flutes folks. Let’s drink on it.

Yo! Congratulations!
*Clink*
It’s a deal!

by David Ch... September 29, 2020