Microfuck

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Evil Empire

A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.
The Evil Empire of Microsoftistan is vaster than the former Soviet Union or the British empire.
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez is a charismatic, strong-willed and courageous political reformer who, as President of Venezuela, has probably done more to fight corporate corruption, promote socialism and unite Latin America against its traditional enemy, the United States, than any other living person.
Wouldn't it be great if Hugo Chavez would turn his guns on George W. Bush's friend and benefactor, software terrorist Bill Gates, inspiring some blowback in the form of a Latin American Microsoft boycott that could spread around the world?
by David Blomstrom April 18, 2008
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Virus Magnet

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.
M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Mickeysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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Great Depression II

An increasingly popular term for a global economic crisis generally blamed on corporate corruption based in the U.S., especially under President George W. Bush, though its full impact will occur after Bush's departure from public office. As of January 2009, it isn't certain whether the crisis will equal or even surpass the original Great Depression in severity, though comparing the two events is akin to comparing apples and oranges.
The global economic crisis that many are referring to as Great Depression II has been variously blamed on corporate corruption, globalization, capitalism, George W. Bush and greed and stupidity, all of which are coincidentally associated with Bill Gates, whose public relations team ironically promotes as a philanthropist.
by David Blomstrom February 01, 2009
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Microsoft Whore

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.
George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.
by David Blomstrom October 04, 2007
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