31 definitions by David Blomstrom
Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).
I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)
by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007
M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.
by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007
by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007
The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.
by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007
An increasingly popular term for a global economic crisis generally blamed on corporate corruption based in the U.S., especially under President George W. Bush, though its full impact will occur after Bush's departure from public office. As of January 2009, it isn't certain whether the crisis will equal or even surpass the original Great Depression in severity, though comparing the two events is akin to comparing apples and oranges.
The global economic crisis that many are referring to as Great Depression II has been variously blamed on corporate corruption, globalization, capitalism, George W. Bush and greed and stupidity, all of which are coincidentally associated with Bill Gates, whose public relations team ironically promotes as a philanthropist.
by David Blomstrom February 1, 2009
by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007
A nickname for software programs produced by Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007