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Microscam

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.
1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
mugGet the Microscammug.

Democratic Underground

1. online rallying center for assorted liberals, progressives and left-leaning independents that are fed up with the Democratic Party's right-wing tilt - and prove it by campaigning for right-wing candidates like Al Gore, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton<br>
2. a wet dream for Seattle's liberal peace pussies, who prefer to rant about a problem rather than lift a finger to fix it
3. hypocritical online forum that criticizes Republican corruption while ignoring the sins of the National Education Association, which supports the corrupt Democratic Party
Democratic Underground is a great place to keep up on current events and pick up some cool political nicknames, insults or one-liners. Now if I could just find a collection of armchair politicians who are interested in fixing a problem or two...
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
mugGet the Democratic Undergroundmug.

Microsuck

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.
So what's Microsuck's biggest virus magnet this week?
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
mugGet the Microsuckmug.

Bill Gates

1. world's richest asshole and convicted monopolist<br>
2. world's richest living example of Silver Spoon Syndrome<br>
3. corporate software tycoon who made billions with the help of his father (a famously sleazy Seattle attorney and partner with Preston Gates & Ellis of Jack Abramoff fame) and a phenomenal talent for stealing other people's ideas and manipulating the government and media<b>
4. Seattle-born geek who's often credited with the birth of the personal computer even though he's done more than anyone else to retard the industry<br>
5. the world's greatest pseudo-philanthropist, perhaps of all time
Having a wife who sits on the Washington Post's board of directors, along with his bridge partner (Warrenn Buffett), makes it easy for Bill Gates to disguise his public relations efforts, bribes and tax write-offs as philanthropy, even duping many liberal activists.
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
mugGet the Bill Gatesmug.

Sillysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
Only Sillysoft could produce two major software upgrades (Vista and Internet Exploder 7.0) that motivate consumers to downgrade back to the original versions.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
mugGet the Sillysoftmug.

Microsludge

A nickname for software programs produced by Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
His computer was clogged with the usual Microsludge - Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder, etc.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
mugGet the Microsludgemug.

Mickeysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.
Blinded by greed, Bill Gates may be Mickeysoft's worst enemy.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
mugGet the Mickeysoftmug.

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