Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

by David July 23, 2003

MUNGBUTTER

a pus like green substance that is excreeted during labor.

The baby's momma was straining during labor and her panties got all soaked in mung butter!

by David March 01, 2005

spoo

spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.

What the spoo is that!?

Dude, you have some spoo on your shirt!

by David September 22, 2004

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 02, 2003

farmerbarleymow

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

by David June 12, 2003

Sprinkled Dount

When you cum on a girl's face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face.

That bitch was so drunk...after she blew me I gave that bitch a Sprinkled Dounut!!!

by david November 10, 2004

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 22, 2004