Definitions by David

ibanez 

Awesome guitar Company get an RG series

ibanez by David July 18, 2003

asstoast 

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

asstoast by David July 11, 2003

butt relish 

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

butt relish by David July 11, 2003

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

Clum by David June 17, 2003

face time 

to serve time in jail

my brother faced time for smoking weed

face time by David June 17, 2003

Reverse Repulsion 

The mysterious force that sucks the cold shower curtain toward you while you are showering.

Reverse Repulsion by David June 16, 2003

lagomorph 

Rabbit, hare or pika

Bugs Bunny b 1 whack lagomorph, no wa um sain?

lagomorph by david June 16, 2003