David 's definitions

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

8-bit Theater

Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.

Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.

by David January 19, 2004

shipe

To shipe is to sleep with somebody, but nothing happens of a sexual nature. You are literally sleeping with somebody.

"Katie and Anne Marie are going to shipe tonight"

by David November 1, 2004

bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage

My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.

by David January 17, 2005

nemesis

A rightous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

That bitch was nemesis yo.

by David May 13, 2005

microwave oven

A device that heats up food very fast. Often shortened to ''microwave''.

I need to pop some popcorn in my microwave oven.

by David March 6, 2004

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004