Definitions by David

Vaginal Crouton 

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

Vaginal Crouton by David November 15, 2003

Woz 

The ultimate cool.

Damn bitch, thats woz.

Woz by David November 13, 2003

pond 

The world's second-largest ocean, separating the eastern Americas and western Europe and Africa, extending from the Artic in the North and the Antartic in the South.

"So James, how is it across the Pond?"

pond by David November 13, 2003

crackalakin 

A phrase that means, "What is going on."

Hey guys, what's crackalakin?

crackalakin by David November 12, 2003

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

toe popper 

A small anti-personnel mine.

The fuel dump was protected by a field of scattered toe-poppers, making it impossible to approach.

toe popper by David November 8, 2003

septic gene pool 

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

septic gene pool by David November 8, 2003