David 's definitions

bonching

The act of inserting objects of various size and shape into one's anus.

Hey Danny, wanna bonch this soda can?

by david April 17, 2005

fishstick

A skinny, tan woman over 55.

Dude, don't go down to the pool - nothin' but fishsticks down there right now.

by David March 21, 2003

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004

Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

by David October 31, 2003

rattled

Angry or very pissed off. As if very distraught and not as in the snakes rattler.

I am mike Seib rattled when i got hit in the head with the bike.

by David July 4, 2004

big bang

A sound that was heard in the restroom.

I just heard a loud noise in the restroom.

by David June 10, 2004

sir

The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Yes, sir

by David June 10, 2004