gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
by david June 20, 2006
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insect

A really small animal that is an invertebrate. Some insects are pests. Others can be helpful. For example, bees make useful products like honey and wax.
There are insects in my house.
by David March 07, 2004
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todgered

a significant part of the male anatomy, on the opposite side of tight firm buttocks
Word used by a a sad small sorry cfo in Chatswood when he is tired or exhausted
by David November 26, 2003
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trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.
If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.
by David February 19, 2005
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np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.
Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.
by David May 27, 2003
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mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.
Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.
by David October 28, 2003
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Antarctica

The only continent on Earth that's not owned by anyone and has no permanent population. It might one day be colonized and become a single country.
Antarctica is the coldest place on Earth.
by David December 07, 2003
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