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American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here
When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.
by David June 19, 2006
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Herbert The Magical Goat

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems
Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!
by David February 20, 2004
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POONIS

the genitalia of a hermaphrodite (part poon and part penis)
by David September 28, 2003
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badonkadonk

damn that girl has a badonkadonk
by david March 17, 2004
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nightlight

A small dim light that is left on all night when people need to find their way to the bathroom.
They turned on their nightlight.
by David March 7, 2004
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San Francisco

I have found that while traveling the world that cities that are vertically inclined have an additional dimension of awareness and tolerance where as people in flat lands see their own 360 degrees to suit their own level. In San Francisco you can find a church that will support your ONE LOVE/ALL LOVE not strengthen your prejudices.
If you are visiting for more than 4 days try the green "Space Cake" on the first day and walk west on Haight Street and groove through the park toward the north where you will find Hippy Hill for what ever influence it may have on a given day. Street Fair takes place in a June weekend on the Haight aswell. Heard performers from Jefferson Airplane and Hendrix Experience etc.
by David January 26, 2005
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fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.
"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.
by David October 15, 2006
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