np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.

If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.

by David February 19, 2005

Antarctica

The only continent on Earth that's not owned by anyone and has no permanent population. It might one day be colonized and become a single country.

Antarctica is the coldest place on Earth.

by David December 07, 2003

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by David April 28, 2003

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 20, 2004

Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

by David May 24, 2004