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Republican Pride

The Republican version of gay pride. A Republican who is proud to be Republican despite being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is proud to be a Republican even though they sent his job to Mexico by writing and passing NAFTA. They even tried to take away his emergency assistance when the farm flooded! That's Republican Pride for you.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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Goldiloxed

When someone get something *just right*. Not too high, not too low. Just right. They Goldiloxed it. Also spelled Goldilocksed.
Adrienne Goldiloxed that proposal and the client was all in.
by Davezilla February 27, 2023
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Pseudopedant

A self absorbed asshole who does not know enough to be an actual Pedant. Therefore they must invent reasons to talk down to others and “correct” them.

Someone who spews nonsensical bullshit solely for the purpose of talking down to others.
Did George just claim he knows a definition better than the dictionary?

Ya, he’s a total pseudopedant. He loves to correct people so much that he just ends up spewing nonsensical bullshit and having to be corrected himself.
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
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Philo

Ancient Greek word for a friend that is so good at social favors they end up doing it professionally. Or a Professor who is exceptionally good at getting students interested in a subject.

A Philo was not just a friend, but eventually became an official title of someone that could be hired to set up arranged marriages for men who were too intimidated to do so themselves.

This evolved into an official title used in multiple fields, such as “Philomath”. Someone who helps another person marry math/science. Essentially a Professor.

Philo is often mistaken for a first name, such as the famous historian Philo Judaeus. This is not his name but his title, meaning Professor of Judaism.
Mark is such a great friend! He just hooked me up with a Julia!

Ya, he’s such a good Philo he could get Pandas to mate!
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
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