Davezilla 's definitions

KY Conservative

A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.

KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.

My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

Objectivist

Someone who claims to be neutral and self sufficient, but who is truly totally dependent on others and brainwashed by propaganda.

Objectivist founder Ayn Rand preached of self reliance and neutrality, but survived on welfare while backing right wing authoritarian candidates.

by Davezilla July 6, 2019

Republican Pride

The Republican version of gay pride. A Republican who is proud to be Republican despite being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is proud to be a Republican even though they sent his job to Mexico by writing and passing NAFTA. They even tried to take away his emergency assistance when the farm flooded! That's Republican Pride for you.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

trobe

Idiots. People who don't fit ones own superior view of how others should behave and act. For example, smokers who dump their car ashtrays on your driveway are definitely trobes.
Alternate spelling: tr0b (zero replaces the 'o').

Ed: "We were drinking with Tony last night. That guy has the bladder of a six year-old girl."
Lisa: "What a trobe."
Ed: "Word."

by Davezilla October 18, 2007

Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.

My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

g-t-o

Urban slang for ghetto

Bitch, why you wearing that? That is so g-t-o.

by Davezilla September 18, 2007

Proud Republican

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party

My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?

by Davezilla July 7, 2019