Dave the Carpenter's definitions

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023

rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

fucksican

A person of Spanish decent that does not understand American ways...

Johnny is such a fucksican, he never understands anything I say.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

liberal fucktard

A person with a left leaning political point of view, often tries to convince you that they know more than other people and if anyone disagrees, you are of less intelligence...

Jim is such a liberal fucktard, he is always trying to tell me guns should be illegal.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

hoosecawl's

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021