Definitions by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits

Fruitfurt

Similar to zeibrut but more fruity. To be then little stencil of a man standning in the corner of that party but when approached one discovers that he has a way about him that is very swish.

Fruity muffins.

That little fruitfurt over there took my spot and stole my bowtie.

Fruitfurt by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

McRisk 

To take a more powerful and guile-like risk.

The cop pulled over Timmy. Timmy was fed him. He took a McRisk and fled the scene.

McRisk by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Guile! GULLET! 

A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.

GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.

Guile! GULLET! by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Stinson 

A very skinny man who has the attitude of a librarian.

That fuckin' stinson over there just gave me a ticket. Damn that guy is such a stinson, he wouldn't let me borrow his notebook.

Stinson by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Zeibrut 

Similar to a stinson. One who has a sly way about them. Also can be silly and a little brutish.

The zeibrut entered the bar. He was quiet, had a thin mustache and zeibruted his way around the tiny corners.

Zeibrut by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Dunkleman 

Similar to Munson. To screw up. Also, to exceed the limits.

I really pulled a dunkleman, I let my sister's friend back into my apartment.
The wave is crashing, here it comes: DUNKLEMAN!!!

Dunkleman by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

Peanuts by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007