Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits's definitions

Chillin Thick

Relaxing at the fullest. The chillest of chill.

Went to work, got the sack, came home, and I'm chillin thick. Willowby decided to leave that chick at the house and now he's chillin thick.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 27, 2007

urban dictiongnarly

One who is obsessed with the urban dictionary. To view the UD at a rapid pace.

A king of the UD.

Damn, that can is urban dictiongnarly, he slurs his profound and made up words like a champ.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 18, 2007

Storefront Jenius

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.

There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

yogered

V: To be in the act of doing yoga. OR

ADJ: To be weathered from too much yoga.

Has Xena called since she yogered?

Can you go to the movies with me tonight...sorry, I'm all yogered out.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits April 2, 2008

Stinson

A very skinny man who has the attitude of a librarian.

That fuckin' stinson over there just gave me a ticket. Damn that guy is such a stinson, he wouldn't let me borrow his notebook.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Spruzer

A little bebop of a person. One who bops around town with a little mop head. A rat-like person worthless to society worthless to his body. Most likely listens to the band, Phish.

Some of them can be found working at Sound Studios.

The little spruzer ran into the room like a spider monkey and then grabbed his bong and headed for the trees. You spruze you lose, spruzer.

Watch out, the spruzer is coming.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

McRisk

To take a more powerful and guile-like risk.

The cop pulled over Timmy. Timmy was fed him. He took a McRisk and fled the scene.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007