Definitions by Dave Rowe
Thumbation
When couples are holding hands and then start touching or petting each others' thumbs. Can evolve into thumb wars and other kinky behaviors.
Man Friend: "So what did you do at the movies with Katie at the movies last night?"
Dude: "We held bands. Little thumbation."
Man Friend: "Kinky."
Dude: "We held bands. Little thumbation."
Man Friend: "Kinky."
Thumbation by Dave Rowe January 27, 2009
Electropalm
A condition common to the average person (primarily in the United States) where he/she always has an electronic device - usually a cell phone - in the palm of their hand.
Man: "What the hell do you always have in your hand?"
Woman: "Why it's my Blackberry of course.. duh."
Man: "Jebus! You have serious electropalm."
Woman: "Why it's my Blackberry of course.. duh."
Man: "Jebus! You have serious electropalm."
Electropalm by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
Secret Water
A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.
Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."
Secret Water by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009