Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
by Dave February 01, 2005
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Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.
by Dave August 25, 2003
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Cold War

February 28th, 1946
to
December 25th, 1991

Basically, the Cold War was a race on ALL scales, between the two rivals : America and the Soviet Union. Both of these nations were the strongest in the nation. The Cold War essentially began after WWII. As mentioned before, the Cold War (which received its name because it was a war with negotiations and words, not actual combat) was a race on all scales, but one particular scale was on nuclear weapons. Other races included to become the strongest military, and even to be able to travel the stars (the Soviets put Sputnik in orbit of Earth, but the Americans were the first ones to land on the moon).
The Cold War was thee war that truly determined the fate of the free world. Perhaps the world was created to be what it is now because of the Cold War. But America won the Cold War, and the flags of freedom, and capitalism, would fly all over the world. Mother Russia is now in shambles because of not only our involvements, but also the courses they ran until they realized they were wrong.
"....nowadays I use this term to refer to an argument I have with someone online. If I met that person in real-life, I'd probably wail on him, or her. My last cold war was on February 6th, two days before my birthday; it was hellish because some bitch said lies to my sister. I won....but I was only lucky."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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wetwaded

Silly pronunciation of the word "retarded". Although supposedly said in this way by a mentally-retarded person, it can be used for random obvious purposes considering its meaning.
"Sorry, I'm wetwaded."
by Dave January 14, 2004
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roll deep

Used to describe having sex with a fatty.
Last night I was so hard up I had to roll deep.
by Dave December 16, 2004
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farklement

She was in a state of farklement.
by Dave January 24, 2005
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stink pot

by dave March 10, 2004
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