by Dave November 13, 2003
1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"
by Dave December 22, 2003
The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
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by Dave November 04, 2004
Designer of top-quality US Military officer uniforms, for enlisted personnel, officers, and Generals.
by Dave November 30, 2004