Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.
Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.
by Dave July 15, 2005
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loughborough

Loughborough is a small town, which has a great university, sadly run by a corrupt registrar called John Town who should be sacked.
Loughborough is great at sport.

Loughborough is even better at suspending students for doing things that they haven't done.
by Dave December 02, 2004
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finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.
"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face
by Dave March 28, 2004
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pro-gun

One who endorses guns, and preserving the legalization of domestic ordnance.
"I am pro-gun. ^_^ Anti-gun wussies can kiss my ass."
-me
by Dave June 22, 2004
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Shalashaska

Russian slang term for "prison".
"I fought wars in Afghanistan, Mozambique, Eritrea, and Chad. Among the Mujihadin guerillas, I was known and feared as 'Shalashaska'."
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS

"Someone correct me on the spelling of 'Mujihadin' please!"
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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boyband

A name for a type of band, usually composed of young faggy punks with annoying girly voices. Unfortunately it is because of these traits that women have massive orgasms after just laying their eyes on these lowlife jerk-offs.
For a while boybands have been thee target of all consumerism and have been listened to by all. But from what it seems, the era of boybands is over.

Nevertheless, we must all be prepared. We must all band together and be ready to destroy any premiering boybands that attempt to warp the minds of this generation and the younger, just as the previous ones have just a few years ago.

Girlbands are ok though. But are there any girlbands? Or are the "girlbands" really just the existent boybands? Does Dream count as a girlband? Not that I'm into Dream....btu I bought one of their DVD's (the This Is Me DVD) because I liked the cover when they were all cuddling one another....ahhhh, lesbians...^-^ ^-^ ^-^ LOL j/k This Is Me is a pretty good song. Kinda. I really prefer hard rock. But then again, I like all genres of music, even classical, save rage rap though; rage rap kinda scares me a little.
by Dave March 06, 2004
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tonk

Term used, primarily by US immigration officials in informal settings, to describe an illegal immigrant of any country. Origins are unknown, but definitely predate the use of metal flashlights, contrary to the most used description of origin. It's probable that the origin is related to Chinese immigration, as the first law to restrict immigration from a particular country was enacted in 1882. It's said that many of the illegal immigrants made their way to the US via the Gulf of Tonkin area of what is now Vietnam. It's also possible that the term is related to the Chinese "tong" mob. The word should be considered only as derogatory as the phrase "illegal alien" as it does not refer to race or even nationality, only to one's immigration status in the United States.
The US Border Patrol Agent caught 3 Honduran tonks, 18 Mexican tonks and a Korean tonk when they tried to sneak across the border this morning.
by Dave February 26, 2005
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