Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)

Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.

by Dave July 14, 2003

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shitwig

Someone who has a bad haircut.

Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)

by Dave August 13, 2003

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Hassan

verb: To kick someone repeatedly with a steel-toed boot for a completely irrational reason.

You ate the last cookie? I'm going to Hassan the shit out of you!

by Dave March 04, 2011

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marijuana

meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh

An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down

......and MANY more terms.

"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me

by Dave April 02, 2004

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