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purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'
by dave February 16, 2004
mugGet the purple monstermug.

townie

Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.
One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"
by Dave September 17, 2003
mugGet the towniemug.

N.R

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R
by Dave May 9, 2003
mugGet the N.Rmug.

Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad
Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!
by Dave April 25, 2003
mugGet the Ski Choppermug.

Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.
Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.
by Dave April 8, 2005
mugGet the Calabresemug.

Huey

"I'm takin' a Huey."
-me taking a Huey in Battlefield Vietnam
by Dave June 23, 2004
mugGet the Hueymug.

Scarface

A movie released in the early 80's, perhaps around '83. Starring Al Pacino.

Although old, it is a major, major cult classic these days. Boasting kick-ass music, an interesting storyline, and the infamous catchphrase "say hello to my lil friend!", at this rate Scarface will continue to please all viewers for generations to come (I would know; I know LOTS of people my age, even those much younger than me, who enjoy the movie a lot, and enjoy the catchphrase).
"Say hello to my lil friend!"
-Tony, with an M16 equipped with an M203 GL

"That's disgusting; look like a fawkin' lizard man."
-Tony, after seeing Manny do that tongue trick

"You need people like me so you can point your fawkin' fingers and say that's the bad guy!"
-Tony, at the restaurant, probably influenced by coke
by Dave February 10, 2004
mugGet the Scarfacemug.

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