Definitions by Dave

soldier 

Any person of a nation's military. This term is nowadays used to refer to one of ANY branch of the military, even the Air Force and Navy.

"US soldiers are the shit. Do not talk shit about them, you cold-hearted fuck."
-me

soldier by Dave November 7, 2004

Kidz Bop 

A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes!! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?!

"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time."
-me

Kidz Bop by Dave November 6, 2004

Mutton dressed as lamb 

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

Mutton dressed as lamb by Dave November 6, 2004

Gharial 

Indian Gharial, a crocodile residing only within the country of India. Known for its long-ass, beak-like jaws which are specialized in catching various fish.

"They also make an appearance in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

Gharial by Dave November 5, 2004

Neo Contra 

The current Contra game. What seperates this from the others is that it is 3D, 360-degree, top-view, somewhat reminiscent of Legacy of War, which was a major flop.....although, since Neo Contra comes DIRECTLY from the developers of all the other cool Contra games, Neo Contra isn't as bad as it sounds.

"I played the demo of Neo Contra and I liked it."
-me

Neo Contra by Dave November 5, 2004

Neo Vietnam 

A common reference to Operation : Iraqi Freedom. This term, Neo Vietnam, is something I made up though, to symbolize how this is like Vietnam, but set in modern times, and actually not as bloody as Vietnam....yet the environment, although a desert, is somewhat like Vietnam, in that there are enemies that pop out of nowhere and slaughter our troops!

"Come to think of it, 'Vietnam' shouldn't be a reference to ALL wars."
-me

Neo Vietnam by Dave November 5, 2004

ninjitsu 

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.

"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me

ninjitsu by Dave November 5, 2004