ISO-666

A fictional standards document which interchangeable "brutal death metal" bands refer to when writing their songs.

The new Yattering album is definitely ISO-666 compliant.

by Dave July 09, 2004

zoom zoom

Trademark from Mazda's commercials, both in the music and spoken by young boy at the end.

Music/Song:
"zoom... zoom... zoom"

Boy:
"Zoom... Zoom"

by Dave March 14, 2004

breasts

the greatest creation known to man

and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."

by dave March 23, 2003

road cone

when one gives head to another, from the passenger seat, while the receiver is driving a vehicle

we was drivin down the I95 and this bitch gave me road cone....it was gooood....the bumpy road helped

by dave November 11, 2003

water

*H2O (Hydrogen Oxygen); liquid substance that so happens to be the MOST important element for life. If there is water somewhere, there is life.

*A type of illegal drug.

"If you drink too much water, about two bottles worth, you'll pee every two hours."
-me

"Water a drug? Sheesh, what other names are there for drugs? Box? Oh wait that's a term for pussy. Seesh no word is safe anymore!!! lol "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Gott

God, in Deutsche.

"Oh mein gott!"
-a German dude

by Dave June 14, 2004

2-stepping

2-stepping is actually (potentially) the least violent move associated with hardcore dancing. 2-stepping is much like skanking, a dance typically performed at a ska show. 2-stepping/two-stepping is executed during a "2-step" part of the song. 2-step parts are typically characterized by "bass, bass, snare" rolling, repititious drum beats and a "rolling" guitar line. 2-stepping involves crossing your arm in front of you to the opposite side of your body whilst simultaneously throwing the opposite leg outward and bringing it back to the ground to brace onself for the same action on the other side of the body. (See link at bottom of Example section for a visual aid) It's a very repititious, alternating, simple step, but it befits the music perfectly and many motions can be incorporated to make it more fun and interesting to perform and/or watch.
In Buffalo, NY, for example, 2-step is done to the tempo of the music, whereas in the Cleveland, Ohio scene there is less concern with 2-stepping to the tempo and more attention is given to just 2-stepping as quickly and ferociously as one can.
There are many different variations of the 2-step including swiveling ones torso almost all the way to either side, throwing the arms or elbows back as part of the step, or 2-stepping very low to the ground.

Adam: "You have a unique 2-step."

Dave: "I love seeing a whole pit of kids 2-stepping. It really tugs on my heartstrings to see that many people having fun as a result of the same thi--"
Brit "Dave, shut up."

For a good example of a 2-step beat, listen between 1:10 and 1:30 in the song "Sun Poison and Skin Cancer" by The Acacia Strain

To see kids 2-stepping in person, just go to a hardcore show!

http:// i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/ Oni117/iMOSH.gif
(take out the spaces)

by Dave November 10, 2008