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Cornell University 

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.
i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.
Cornell University by Dave February 1, 2005

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.
That guy is such a monkeydick
monkeydick by Dave February 1, 2005
A crap game for the N64.
"Ha ha! you've done a wetrix!!" What you say to somebody when they have bought something and it turns out to be a pile of shit.
wetrix by Dave January 30, 2005
abbreviation for Typical Ridgewood Kid commonly pronounced like "turk."
you're such a trk, driving your land rover and wearing your preppy clothes.
TRK by Dave January 30, 2005

philly cats 

You man these philly cats are fucking crazy.
philly cats by Dave January 29, 2005

Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.
Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.
Superficial by Dave January 28, 2005

issitt syndrome 

a rare incureable disease which causes gayness. common symptons are thin heads and bonie bodys
tom issitt from mawsly
issitt syndrome by dave January 28, 2005