Dave's definitions

ninjitsu

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.

"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me

by Dave November 5, 2004

mullethead

person who is known for their mullet

canadian passport, kentucky waterfall, camaro helmet, beaver paddle, achy breaky hair mistaky, business in front party in back

by dave January 18, 2005

kinfolk

another word for your relatives/extended family.

by dave October 17, 2003

Bangkok

man who walks through airport turnside sideways is going to bangkok

see trip to thailand

by dave August 13, 2003

glipe

In Northern Ireland a glipe is a stupid person or eejit.

Ye shoulda seen the fucking glipe that served me in the bar last night.

by Dave October 8, 2003

KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

cosmonaut

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004