Definitions by Dave

Cornell University 

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.

i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.

Cornell University by Dave February 1, 2005

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

monkeydick by Dave February 1, 2005

wetrix

A crap game for the N64.

"Ha ha! you've done a wetrix!!" What you say to somebody when they have bought something and it turns out to be a pile of shit.

wetrix by Dave January 30, 2005

TRK

abbreviation for Typical Ridgewood Kid commonly pronounced like "turk."

you're such a trk, driving your land rover and wearing your preppy clothes.

TRK by Dave January 30, 2005

philly cats 

a ghetto person from Philadelphia Pa.

You man these philly cats are fucking crazy.

philly cats by Dave January 29, 2005

Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.

Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.

Superficial by Dave January 28, 2005

issitt syndrome 

a rare incureable disease which causes gayness. common symptons are thin heads and bonie bodys

tom issitt from mawsly

issitt syndrome by dave January 28, 2005