Dave's definitions

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

gun control

Holding a gun in a way that your shots are more accurate.

"THAT's gun control! None of that anti-gun crap!"
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

eer

to attract ones attention by shouting 'eer'

eer mate can i hav some cowies

by dave April 28, 2003

pritneer

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.

we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.

by dave December 4, 2003

misspelt

Yet another example of a 'strong verb' past form. It is the past tense and past participle of misspell. Apart from dialectal preferences, it is equal in meaning to the form misspell in all ways.

British English shows a preference for retaining strong verb forms (burnt, learnt, spelt, dreamt, spoilt etc). American English shows a preference for ignora... I'm mean simplification (burned, learned etc).

Compare insure/ensure and inquiry/enquiry.

Most strong verbs' past tense is misspelt in American/British English.

by Dave December 31, 2003

farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

by Dave January 24, 2005