Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali
Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!
by dave November 19, 2003
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mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.
That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.
by Dave December 01, 2003
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tobaccy

"No tobaccy please."
-me
by Dave April 01, 2004
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spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.
I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.
by dave October 23, 2004
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fartnug

a small nugget of anything that might fall from one's anus during the process of flatulation
Say there friend, thats one nasty FARTNUG that fell from your asshole when you farted!
by Dave August 03, 2003
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Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.
"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."
by Dave June 21, 2004
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windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.
by Dave June 22, 2004
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