Horrocks

Conkers, Bag-o-jacks, bunch of grapes. A dence cluster of internal and external piles.

AAAARRRRGH!!! I've sat on me Horrocks!

by Dave November 19, 2003

Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

by Dave July 14, 2003

MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

by Dave March 30, 2004

roof tilers nailbags

defining saggy and droopy tits on an unattractive female

look at that! she's got tits like a roof tilers nailbag!!!!

by dave November 25, 2004

West Jesus

The opposite of "way the fuck out there",right the fuck here.

I live in West Jesus. (yes, it's sad, but these sentances are hard)

by DAVE December 12, 2002

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

by Dave July 29, 2003

my boy

A good friend aka homie.

Hey Steve meet my boy Modzy

by Dave September 01, 2004