Dave's definitions

Go Boondock

To enter a state of vigilantism, dealing out justice by your own judgement, and ignoring the law in the process. Referes to the movie The Boondock Saints.

It's time to go Boondock and kill that child molester that just got out on bail.

by Dave November 17, 2003

Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

by Dave November 17, 2003

Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

by Dave November 16, 2003

PB

Paper bag. If a girl is real ugly and you wouldnt do shit with her unles she had a paperbag over her head.

"eww, that girls sick. What a nasty pb.

by Dave November 16, 2003

hern

To travel at relative high speed.

I was herning.

Dont put that in the boot(trunk 2 u yanks) like that, it'll hern all over the place.

by Dave November 15, 2003

kevinrookiebiatch?

Kevin, K- Jizzle, is a little rookie biatch, which is spelt biatch not beeeeeyatch.

Kevin is a rookie biatch.

by Dave November 14, 2003

winona ryder

A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.

If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.

by Dave November 13, 2003