Dave's definitions

anti-American

Scum who are oblivious to how lucky they have it here in the United States. American-born anti-Americans are the worst.

"If you don't like it then fuck off."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

by Dave July 29, 2003

West Jesus

The opposite of "way the fuck out there",right the fuck here.

I live in West Jesus. (yes, it's sad, but these sentances are hard)

by DAVE December 12, 2002

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

by Dave March 30, 2004

Lizzie McGuire

Some clueless, bubbleheaded dike.

"She's cute though. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

poppet

Chiefly British, meaning a darling.

A small child, a doll, a puppet.

She's such a darling, little poppet.

by Dave February 7, 2005