Dave's definitions

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003

D.L.H

Deutch Lesbo Haircut
a midlength haircut that slants down from the back of the head to the front.

"dude, check that mad DLH over there"

by dave January 20, 2004

Eig

Often said by the famous Murious Madnoss!

Eig, Tea, Aren't you smart?

by Dave February 16, 2004

quarterback

The most popular person in a high-school football team.

SOME KID:
"Hey look it's our school's quarterback!"
SOME HOT SUCCULENT CHICK:
"Ooooooooh my god yes he's so hot I want him to fuck me oh yes....*orgasming*"

by Dave January 15, 2004

PaK-40

PanzerabwehrKanone-40

A 75mm cannon used mostly by German forces during WWII. Served as artillery.

"I like to man one o'these things in Road To Rome, in the Monte Cassino map, and blow away all those frogs with a PaK-40. ^-^ Heheheh, lookit'em fly!"
-me

by Dave June 15, 2004

anti-American

Scum who are oblivious to how lucky they have it here in the United States. American-born anti-Americans are the worst.

"If you don't like it then fuck off."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004