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daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.
I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!
by Dave November 20, 2003
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kvlt

Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.
"This new Nattefrost album is kvlt as fuck!"

"stfu".
by Dave June 19, 2004
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edumacation

"You hates Amurica?! Get an edumacation!!"
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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mokey

its a balls word that katie made up and thinks its better than meshuggah.
katie : i made up a word, 'mokey'
me : thats bollocks
by dave February 13, 2004
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Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.
"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"
by Dave January 28, 2004
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AK-74

A variant of the most popular rifle built by the legendary Mikhail Kalashnikov.
The AK-74 is basically an AK chambered for the 5.45x39mm round, which is supposed to be similar to the 5.56x45mm NATO round that America and its allies use in their assault rifles (such as the M16 series and M4 carbine); as opposed to the AK-47 being chambered in the 7.62x39mm round. Reports indicate that this rifle is less accurate than the M16, but because the AK-74 doesn't have so many inner moving parts, it is easy to disassemble and maintain.

On another note, the AK-74, like its cousin '47, is a commonly blackmarketted weapon by various terrorist factions, mostly in third world nations like Arabia.
"On another note, because of terrorists blackmarketting his weapons, Mr. Kalashnikov is upset about inventing the AK-47, so much that he, supposedly, said, 'I wish I invented a lawnmower....*sniff*'. Naw it's not YOUR fault, beloved commie. lol "
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
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cocaine

the presence of heartless and flave money in a sistuation invovling money or power
wow i see cocaine... heartless must be here
by dave March 21, 2003
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