Definitions by Dave

self-stroke'n'poke 

Female masturbation.

"She likes to do a lil' self-stroke'n'poke when I'm away. ^.^ "
-me

self-stroke'n'poke by Dave March 29, 2004

whupass 

A can you would open up to kick someone's ass. Metaphorically.

Really it means, basically, to beat someone up.

"Boy ah' tell you what, if you hit that there snooze button one more time, ah'm goh have ta' open up a can'uh whupass, and you know ah'm goh do it too."
-a cowboy who threatens me if I don't wake up, after hitting the snooze button on my clock four times

whupass by Dave March 28, 2004

blondie 

A term used to refer to a person with long blonde hair, male or female.

"I like blondies. ^-^ I'm blonde too, but it's not long. Still, I guess if someone wants to call me a blondie they can."
-me

blondie by Dave March 28, 2004

Piggsy

A character in Manhunt. A fat guy who is naked and has the head of a pig (torn from a pig's body). He almost resembles a pig!

He can't speak proper english. He likes to use a chainsaw too.

"Piggsy's gonna suck yer guts!!"

"Piggsy bored....goin' home, to go to sleeeeeeep!"

"This Piggsy's hoooome!!"

"Piggsy!! Angry!!"

"Weeeeeeeeee!!!"

Piggsy by Dave March 28, 2004

bite the hand that feeds 

Another term used for "backstabbing", but especially referring to a subordinate individual that attempts to combat, or retaliate against, the powers that make/made him what he is.

"Osama Bin Laden tried to bite the hand that fed him by destroying the WTC (supposedly the CIA trained Osama for a Soviet invasion against Afghanistan). He'll pay for that, to say the least."
-me

bite the hand that feeds by Dave March 28, 2004

Mel Brooks 

A jew who made "Hitler on Ice" and "Jews in Space", all for comedic purposes of course. ^_^

"Yeah if I were jewish I'd kill him."
-some dumbass in my school

Mel Brooks by Dave March 28, 2004

cappie 

*Short for "capitalist", similar to how "commie" is short for "communist".

*British terminology for "blowjob", or getting your penis sucked.

"People from America are cappies. ^_^ better than being a commie, no?"
-me

cappie by Dave March 28, 2004