Definitions by Darth Johnny

Gaydar 

(gay & radar), having a sense or feeling that someone is homosexual, esp. as a 1st impression.

Turn on Gaydar & tell me if its true or not.

Gaydar by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Glowerworm 

(aloof, craven, glower, & worm), someone who takes pride in or feels justified by scowling at someone else anonymously; expressing hostility towards someone, without verbally addressing that individual directly, privately or publicly; someone who conveys anger with another individual, without saying anything.

That guy scowling in the restaurant may be esteemed in his own community, but I now realize that he is either another glowerworm or just a figment of my twisted imagination.

Glowerworm by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Jaundicator 

(jaundice & -ator), someone who alters a persons attitude towards someone else for the worse, esp.when the intent is to promote cynical hostility, resentment, or suspicion.

Their minds were poisoned by a jaundicator before my crew I was transferred.

Jaundicator by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.

The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.

amerimorphism by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

amerimorphism

(American & morphism), ascribing perceived American attributes or characteristics to other nations or non-Americans; the application of law, customs, or mores of the U.S.A. to other nationalities; foreign people or nations as seen through Red-White-&-Blue glasses.

The amerimorphism of foreign countries & their inhabitants is a distortion of reality.

amerimorphism by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

featherrhoid 

(feather & hemorrhoid), a painted feather Pain-In-The-Ass.

Some Featherrhoid is painting feathers on Telco facilities all over the place!

featherrhoid by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

dysphesaurus 

(dysphemism & thesaurus), a lexicon of offensive word substitutions for benign or neutral words, used for "spinning" formal narratives or statements in an exaggerated, negative &/or egregious manner; word translation used to make descriptions read worse than they actually are.

At Graffiti Command, the dysphesaurus is an essential reference in order to describe events for maximum effect.

dysphesaurus by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010