ulcerator

someone who makes something ulcerous in order to antagonize; someone who draws attention to a subject or situation by incessant agitation; someone who provokes a reaction by aggravation.
He is another ulcerator ranting again about some pet peeve.
by Darth Johnny December 08, 2010
mugGet the ulceratormug.

featherrhoid

(feather & hemorrhoid), a painted feather Pain-In-The-Ass.
Some Featherrhoid is painting feathers on Telco facilities all over the place!
by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010
mugGet the featherrhoidmug.

Psychera

(chimera, grotesque, & psychosis), a cryptid born of cowardice & exaggeration, that maliciously damages particular but innocuous "road furniture" by painting graffiti on them, esp. at night; a fabled monster with a stencil & a can of spray-paint.
There is a Psychera painting feathers on Telco facilities, that is panicking some concerned citizen's.
by Darth Johnny December 03, 2010
mugGet the Psycheramug.

Vocitus

(avoidance, chitchat, euphemism, evasive, facile, hedge, natter, phoney), constrained speech; pseudo conversation; small talk meant to pass as dialogue; meaningless useless gab.
I came to you for advice for problems that I have had for years, not this useless vocitus.
by Darth Johnny December 10, 2010
mugGet the Vocitusmug.

turpiscryer

(foreboding, scry, turpitude, woe), someone who practices or specializes in using the Crystal-ball Of Turpitude; someone who anticipates, senses, or predicts ill or dangerous consequences, unless some prescribed action is taken; foretelling worst-case scenario's based on gut feelings; an influential factor in or aspect of doom or woe mongering.
Summon the turpiscryer & tell us what there is to be afraid of this week.
by Darth Johnny December 08, 2010
mugGet the turpiscryermug.

Mediocracy

(mediocre & -cracy), government of & responsive to mediocrity; rule by the most exceptionally average, superfluously adequate, or quintessentially ordinary citizens; government of the average, by the average, & for the average.
Is this leadership of the best & the brightest, or is this Mediocracy?
by Darth Johnny December 03, 2010
mugGet the Mediocracymug.

Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
mugGet the Cell Pilotmug.