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Lomission

You knew what I was up against and did not inform me and that lomission left me in the dark.
by Darth Johnny October 18, 2011
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ulcerator

someone who makes something ulcerous in order to antagonize; someone who draws attention to a subject or situation by incessant agitation; someone who provokes a reaction by aggravation.
He is another ulcerator ranting again about some pet peeve.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
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turpiscryer

(foreboding, scry, turpitude, woe), someone who practices or specializes in using the Crystal-ball Of Turpitude; someone who anticipates, senses, or predicts ill or dangerous consequences, unless some prescribed action is taken; foretelling worst-case scenario's based on gut feelings; an influential factor in or aspect of doom or woe mongering.
Summon the turpiscryer & tell us what there is to be afraid of this week.
by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010
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Vocitus

(avoidance, chitchat, euphemism, evasive, facile, hedge, natter, phoney), constrained speech; pseudo conversation; small talk meant to pass as dialogue; meaningless useless gab.
I came to you for advice for problems that I have had for years, not this useless vocitus.
by Darth Johnny December 10, 2010
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Bullshivic

(Bolshevik, bull, civic-minded, demagogue), someone who gains political power by appealing to people's emotion's instincts, & prejudices in a way that is considered manipulative & myopic; someone who incessantly reiterates the same petty complaints, until they are taken seriously.
There are citizens with valid complaints & issues, but invariably the meeting will have to deal with some Bullshivic & his personal gripe of "supreme importance".
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
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featherrhoid

(feather & hemorrhoid), a painted feather Pain-In-The-Ass.
Some Featherrhoid is painting feathers on Telco facilities all over the place!
by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010
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Cell Pilot

(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
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