Definitions by Darryl X.
Chinatown handjob
(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.
Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.
Chinatown handjob by Darryl X. August 24, 2008
Grundel
1. (n.) The area of skin between the anus and the genitalia in either sex (see also 'taint)
2. (v.) A complex variation of "mooning" in which one applies the flesh of one's bare buttocks (usually the hairier buttocks of the male) directly to the face of the victim, especially when the victim is seated on the floor and distracted. To apply one's buttocks to the back of the NECK of someone seated on the floor is known as a "reverse Grundel."
2. (v.) A complex variation of "mooning" in which one applies the flesh of one's bare buttocks (usually the hairier buttocks of the male) directly to the face of the victim, especially when the victim is seated on the floor and distracted. To apply one's buttocks to the back of the NECK of someone seated on the floor is known as a "reverse Grundel."