Darren Thomson's definitions

jonsey

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

rollerblader

some shit cunt wearing some plastic things on his feet.

Tommo:That rollerblader has nothing better to do
Ben:i reakon guys , what a shit cunt

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

shit cuntz

shit cuntz are those cunts that are good for nufffffin. The biggest shit cuntz are Ribbs,and someother shit cuntz.

Tommo:sory ribbs your just a shit cunt
Josh:you should join the shit cuntz

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

rumpus room

The place to sleep, watch movies, play pool, play table tennis, and most of all to get pissed when we get the chance.Cold as a cunt at night so bring a sleeping bag.

Tomo:Lets go play some table tennis and pool and shit.
Ben: yeah i wana beat you at pool you mofo.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

tomo's halfpipe

The place that we have madejams and the place that has held the best stacks and tricks.Mayoh loves this half pipe.He would rather skate on this halfpipe than get pissed.He also sleeps on it and passes out on it to.We should change the name to mayohs halfpipe

Tommo:Oi mayoh come get pissed.
Mayoh:1 more go........10m later
Tommo:oi man come get pissed
Mayoh:1 more go.......1hour later. mmmmmmmmm alcohol......2 hours later.zzzzzzzzzzz snoring his head off on the halfpipe.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

tate st

Its a street we skate in and its smooth as a mofo.we skate on boxes and rails and kickers and shit.We have pretty hectic sessions here.

Ben:fuck im bored
Tommo:fuhkn lets go skate tate st
Ben: Yeah fuck oath ay.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

homework

Fuckn baddest shit that can happen to you.You go to school for fucken 6 hours then they give you work to do at home. I say fuck homework and fuck the stupid cunt teachers that give it to you.

Ben:Fuckn got homework again lad
Tommo:fuck that shit im not doing it miss doyle can shove it up her arse hole,

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005