Darren Sutton's definitions

viagrafied

When a wang becomes erect.

I became viagrafied at the site of Kevin's sister.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003

dickslap

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

chinese pickle

when a woman blows you while she is taking a shit

anyone want a chinese pickle?

by Darren Sutton April 20, 2006

P I

Private Investigator

Magnum PI was Tom Selleck's greatest triumph.

by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

Tawni(myself)

That chick I boned the other night.

Rember that time I boned Tawni?
Niether did I until I got the pictures developed.

by Darren Sutton March 28, 2003

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

implants

Man's best friend.

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.

by Darren Sutton March 30, 2003