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A lonius is someone who is both an introvert and an extrovert and neither one is more dominant than the other. Thus an individual with an internal conflict and often finds themself being both a loner and genius at the same time.
Have you met the new girl yet? She is such a lonius- always the first to go home from a party but loves being the center of attention. I also hear she's a total genius.
Lonius by DarleneOliviaPope July 15, 2017
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Greatest ship ever created, made up by a God with daddy issues and a possible immortal sunshine being who acts as a therapist. It has only taken two episodes to be the OTP for everyone.

Other common names are "Lokiwow" due to Owen Wilson's fame.
"Of course I have taste! I ship Lokius"
"I thought the beach divorce was hard... But oh man, my Lokius heart hurt in the Roxxcart divorce scene."
lokius by Lokius Owns My Heart June 21, 2021
A ship from the show Loki.

A god who fell in love with a jetski obsessed mortal who loves loki more than anything. Also they're the hottest couple in the mcu.
''You saw this hot couple there?''
'' Yes that's Lokius!"
Lokius by kxckimxcki February 6, 2022

epis lolius 

latin way of saying 'epic lolz', use in any funny context.
sheila: look, irene, youve got a biscuit in yer 'air.
irene: REEEALLY? oh so i 'ave, haaaa, epis lolius.
sheila: epis lolius.
irene: ahhh its good to be different.
Look at that guy's lonus.
lonus by SammySunshine1127 July 1, 2011
A Lonus, a Larry Bonus. A Bonus that is said to be in place but will never come to existence. This is something that sounds very exciting at the beginning but in fact is nothing.

Similar to a Lommitment. A Larry commitment.
Sales Team, I have a GREAT Lonus for you. If we hit 186,000 on OTG, everyone gets.....$2,000!!!
Lonus by SuperDuperSalesGuy March 4, 2019

Longi, Longus 

Longi- Many people in a Longi group.
Longish A person part of the Longi group.
I saw Longis in the mall.
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus
Longi, Longus by LONGICULT April 9, 2021
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