Dark Lord of the Anus's definitions

anal bukkake

when a women lies on her back, spreads her legs, sticks a funnel in her womanus and then a train of men comes along to ejaculate into the funnel

a day after the anal bukkake, Sayaka had to take a really large shit. but it turns out she shat nothing but 9 ounces of sperm

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 27, 2006

mighty white

to do an act of kindness for another

hey bro, that was mighty white of you to water my plants while i was away.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 8, 2005

turd charmer

A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stubborn turds one gets from time to time. When the turd charmer plays, the turd is animated and is summoned by the music of the flute.

It was months since I had last shat...I went to the best doctors money could buy. The doctors ran many tests on me, but finally concluded that current technology was not yet ready to handle my problem. Their analysis determined that my turd had been highly compacted under the immense pressure. It hardened to a degree it was 20x stronger than even carbon nanotubes. A general from Area 51 offered me a billion dollars if i'd let them research my turd, but I declined. Alas, there was nowhere to turd but the turd charmers of India. I was skeptical at first, but I took a place to Sri Lanka and walked through long stretches of desert until I at last came to one of the last remaining turd charmers. He made a deal--He would help me, but in return he got to keep my turd. I was reluctant at first, but i realized it was that or death. I bent over and he played his flute. I felt a rumbling from deep within my bowels, and i was terrified. My turd was animated by his amazing flute skills, it slowly emerged. The turd charmer was in a trance and did not notice the turd angrily staring at him. My turd turned it's direction towards me for a quick glance, then immediately set out into the sunset where it was never seen from or heard from again.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 6, 2005

womanus

The female anal cavity.

Man, I was licking my gf's womanus and she expelled the most beautiful, aromatic womanal gas I ever smelled.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 29, 2005

butt flakes

A a think encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such a slut. I was gonna do her doggy style but her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes.

Man, I went to a gay bar last night but i couldn't breathe cuz the air had a visible mist of brown buttflakes.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

pussy destroyer

A pussy destroyer is one who so profusely reams a vaginal orifice, hitting it from all the angles, that it is stretched beyond what God designed a vagina to be stretched to in his vaginal specifications, that the vagina is permanently loosened, albeit by a very small degree unless it's a large black man with a small asian girl then there can be significant irreversible damage resulted from the vaginal orifice being stretched beyond full capacity. The result is the woman must do kegels for a few years, or get vaginoplasty to restore her pussy to it's original state.

Man, Sarah used to have the tightest twat in the 'hood. Ever since Kevin got in there though she's never been able to satisfy a man. Kevin sure is a pussy destroyer.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 2, 2005

stalker fart

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!

i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart

by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005