tina daren

The perfect couple in the 🌎
by Daren October 31, 2019
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Load

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.
"Man, I just blew my load my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin great."
by Daren January 05, 2004
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turtle dick

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.
Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick
by Daren August 18, 2003
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wad

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.
"Man, I just blew my wad in my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin awesome"
by Daren January 06, 2004
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