6 definitions by Daphne Widethigh
When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.
Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
1) a mechanic who needlessly charged you too much for a simple repair
2) when you send a text, either a hate filled one to your ex wife, or an obscene joke to a friend and only realise that autocorrect ruined the punchline or message of hatred making you look an autocunt
2) when you send a text, either a hate filled one to your ex wife, or an obscene joke to a friend and only realise that autocorrect ruined the punchline or message of hatred making you look an autocunt
by Daphne Widethigh March 14, 2016
The sexual act of pulling out your finger(s) from your partner's arsehole and realising they are coated in shit. Sniffing and licking them while pulling a face similar to when eating the snack the name derives from.
Dave was keen to see if Diane's Balti would create a better consistancy and taste when they would be twigletting later.
by Daphne Widethigh March 14, 2016
1) to travel Europe or Asia carrying your belongings in your backpack
2) a predominantly homosexual act where the backpacker's anus is used to store as many sex toys/objects as possible
2) a predominantly homosexual act where the backpacker's anus is used to store as many sex toys/objects as possible
Troy and Tony loved backpacking around Europe. Troy had managed to get 7 squeaky dogs toys, 2 dildos, half a melon and an Actionman up his anus.
by Daphne Widethigh March 14, 2016