Autocunt

1) a mechanic who needlessly charged you too much for a simple repair

2) when you send a text, either a hate filled one to your ex wife, or an obscene joke to a friend and only realise that autocorrect ruined the punchline or message of hatred making you look an autocunt

Max realised he was an autocunt after he told his wife to "burn in he'll"

by Daphne Widethigh July 27, 2016

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.

Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.

by Anonymous March 14, 2005

Autocunnilingus

A female sexual act deemed impossible by most, where a female subject does an extreme frontbend to make their head reach their clitoris, after this the subject begins orally stimulating their own genitals. This is more challenging than male autofellatio, as a female does not have genitalia that extend outwards, where as a male possess one that does. There has been a long search for women that are physically capable of going down on themselves, though the search mostly fails to come to fruition. Most photos centered around autocunnilingus have been Photoshopped, and in reality, is usually a lesbian couple performing 69, with a confusing camera angle. Even a subreddit named r/autocunnilingus has been formed, in the effort to find a female that can do such acts.

Person 1: Hey, I just watched a video of some chick licking her own pussy!
Person 2: Yeah it's called autocunnilingus. Don't bother, it's probably a fake.
Person 1: oh

by Lightwalker360 April 21, 2020

autocutie

Attractive autocue reader

There's an autocutie.

by mickey mouse November 13, 2003

auto-cunt

A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.

She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.

by little troll November 30, 2009

Autocentric

Car oriented development

If this city weren’t so autocentric, it would be easier to get places

by KraploadKrunch August 22, 2021

Autocontrasexual

A person who is sexually attracted to or aroused by themselves as the opposite sex.
A person who is sexually attracted to or aroused by the gender swapped version of themselves.

Tom ran a selfie through an AI filter to gender swap him and is completely infatuated with how he looks as a female making him an Autocontrasexual.
Lisa loves to think of having sex with herself as the opposite sex while she masturbates making her an Autocontrasexual.

by NezzConstantine December 26, 2024