Definitions by Dansk35

chilled lesson 

A phrase, commonly used by secondary school science teachers at the end of the school year, who will state the lesson will be “chill” and “relaxed” while simultaneously handing out inch-thick worksheets to the class. The class will then watch a two-decade old video before filling out the worksheet from a PowerPoint presentation. According to the teacher this must be complete by the end of the lesson.

So, it’s just a very chilled lesson today guys, not much for you to do. I’ve got a video for you to watch, so there isn’t much work that needs to be done.

chilled lesson by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

Aggie 

Slang for an agricultural teacher, usually at secondary schools.

Hey, I’ll be down at the plot with Aggie this afternoon.

Aggie by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

gate licker 

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.

I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.

gate licker by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

ProVision ISR

An Israeli security camera company, notorious for their products being prominent in schools located in New South Wales, Australia.

These ProVision ISRs are the bane of my existence right now!

ProVision ISR by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

Coke rizz 

When an obese individual (particularly art and PE teachers), use a certain type of rizz to attract beverages such as Coca-Cola. This will not work on Diet Coke, and will barely work on Coke Zero Sugar.

I heard that the art teacher has some extreme Coke rizz!

Coke rizz by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

zesty zoo-zah 

To describe something is extremely weird or out of the ordinary, or may seem really gay or homosexual.

What the zesty zoo-zah is that!

zesty zoo-zah by Dansk35 August 29, 2023