Dano's definitions

Jank

Used to describe someone's character or behavior in a derogatory manner.

Dude, can you believe he pulled that shit again? He's one jankie-ass mother-fucker.

My momma always said, "Jankie is as jankie does"

by Dano April 5, 2004

douch

an ignorant selfish person

look at that douch who pulled out in front of me and almost cut me off

by dano January 22, 2003

leet speak

Lingo that lame obsessed gamers use in stead of normal english- not to be confused with abbreviations for various locations and characters within the game of choice.

Man! I just PAWND sum dum n0085 7w1nkd @55 while he was on CR to CB!!! BS for 244~~!!!
(cr= corpse run, cb=crushbone, both from everquest, not leet speek)

by dano October 17, 2003

Creampuff

Used to describe a member of the freshman football team who had there practice equipment pissed on by a pothead.

Haha, Creampuff got his shit pissed on.

by Dano November 25, 2004

Hamus

A very universal word which can be used in just about every situation imaginable.

To see a group of friends from a distance in a public setting and in an attempt to gain their attention, one should scream HAMUS ! at a high volume.

by Dano March 9, 2003

taint cringe

The feeling one gets when looking at someone else's wound that gives a cringing sensation in the taint.

Oh my god! Seeing your wicked scar gave me taint cringe!

by Dano January 11, 2017

whatcha smokin?

whatcha thinkin?

I can't believe you drove away with the gas pump still in the tank, dude. Whatcha been smokin?

by Dano December 10, 2003