Definitions by Danny Durden

Nozzlebag

Derivative of douchebag, with the appeal of a fun word. A noticeably unsavory person, with whom you, in general, would prefer not have to mingle with.

That nozzlebag stole the change out of my ashtray.

Nozzlebag by Danny Durden September 13, 2020

Wordporn 

Composing language, written or oral, so notably titillating that it's somewhat pornographic

The bartender spoke with genuine wordporn; we liked it

Wordporn by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

might'nt 

Positively perhaps, and way stronger than definitely maybe.

Subject A: "It might be nice to have a party.
Subject B: "might'nt it, indeed?"

might'nt by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

Fuzzy buddies 

Testicles; the cock is worthless without functionality of these

As she was toying with his fuzzy buddies, the arousal state was peaking as his interest in some coitus was piqued

Fuzzy buddies by Danny Durden August 2, 2020

Fuzzy bunny 

Refers to the pseudo-idealistic and often abjectly hypocritical sensibilities of the bug-eyed positive-energy-only-or-else people.

The fuzzy bunny girl was obviously offended by the truth of the matter; truth often gets misconstrued as negative-speak.

Fuzzy bunny by Danny Durden July 31, 2020