Fuzzy buddies

Testicles; the cock is worthless without functionality of these

As she was toying with his fuzzy buddies, the arousal state was peaking as his interest in some coitus was piqued

by Danny Durden August 02, 2020

Mayn't

May Not (contraction form) (previously undiscovered)

You mayn't use my wallet to pay for that crap.

by Danny Durden June 29, 2023

Comma Banking

Moving money with at least one comma in the amount.

You gotta love doing some comma banking; money numbers with commas feel good to the fiscal soul.

by Danny Durden November 20, 2020

Bad Beat

In gambling, when it would appear the outcome of an event is virtually decided, and suddenly, at the very last, ( or near very last) moment, the script gets flipped, and the predicted winning ticket is now a LOSER.

He suffered a Bad Beat when his horse, who was about to win the race, jumped a shadow, and fell into the rail, dislodging the jockey, interestingly, in the shadow of the finish line, disqualified.

by Danny Durden May 26, 2021

Chess Pigeon

noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.

That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.

by Danny Durden May 28, 2021