wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

deedly deedly dee

Pejorative term first coined by Frank Zappa, used to describe long, boring, wanky guitar solos. Onomotopoeically derived from the three note patterns commonly played by 'virtuoso' guitar soloists.

"Fuck Satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day. If I wanted to listen to someone jerk off, I would do it myself."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

shysty

Of dubious honesty; greedy, like a shyster.

They didn't give you your money back? That's hella shysty, dude.

by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003

square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.

I like Lee, but she's a total square.

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

San Francisco

A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.

My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.

by Danny Delinquent August 14, 2003

new york minute

A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.

"Dude, you better move fast, that shit is gonna get snapped up in a New York minute."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

The BAG

Noun. Synonym for nutsack.

"You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants

by Danny Delinquent July 14, 2004