Definitions by Danny Delinquent
real grownup job
A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
real grownup job by Danny Delinquent September 6, 2008
Compton hole punch
"What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."
Compton hole punch by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006
real grownup job
A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
real grownup job by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006
Slutmobile
1) A Ford Escort. We all know what an 'escort' is.
2) Any vehicle which has carried many passengers. Compare to a town bicycle.
2) Any vehicle which has carried many passengers. Compare to a town bicycle.
1) "Yea dude, everyone pile into my Slutmobile. It's a high performance machine, custom tuned for carting you stringy haired sluts around town."
2) "Your car is a total slutmobile, dude, everyone's had a ride."
2) "Your car is a total slutmobile, dude, everyone's had a ride."
Slutmobile by Danny Delinquent June 11, 2006
burgerwrecker
A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.
"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."
burgerwrecker by Danny Delinquent May 12, 2006
cock knocker
A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.
Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."
cock knocker by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005
sounds like autotune
Adjective. Used to describe blatantly overprocessed vocals on recordings, or in a more general sense, as a disparaging description of any and all aspects of overproduced records. Refers to a popular pitch-correcting plugin for Pro Tools digital recording systems.
"Someone tell Britney her voice sounds like autotune."
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
sounds like autotune by Danny Delinquent December 16, 2004