ass-fries

French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.

"Oh Man Ass-Fries for dinner again, wtf"

by danno November 22, 2004

queer fella

A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting

See also Alan Shearer and black and white chap

Thought it might be a queer fella so i kept the dog out

by danno May 28, 2004

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 01, 2005

pastrami flaps

Low term for a womans vaginal lips.

"Damn bitch! Those are some nasty fuckin pastrami flaps!"

by Danno March 21, 2005

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

silver tuna

An object that is better than all of the other ones in it's category.

In Home Alone as Harry was driving along showing Marv the neighborhood he had checked out for houses to rob, they pulled out to the McCallister residence Harry: pointing to the McCallister house That's the one, Marv, that's the silver tuna.
Marv: Oh, it's very gee.
Harry: Very gee, huh? It's loaded. It's got lot's of top-flight goods. Stereos, VCRs...
Marv: Toys?
Harry: Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Odd marketable securities... Who knows. It's a gem. Hand me a crow bar. Crow bars up.

by Danno April 08, 2008

dick dog

A derogitory term used twords a person or object.

Man your ride is dick dog!

by Danno March 20, 2005