Definitions by Daniel Munro

health 

The slowest possible rate at which one can die.

She spends all the time bettering her health.

health by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005

flashlight

A case to store dead batteries.

"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."

flashlight by Daniel Munro May 6, 2005

CTRL + ALT + DELETE 

The key combination that solves everything.

"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."

CTRL + ALT + DELETE by Daniel Munro May 5, 2005