Daniel's definitions

krookie monster

Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"

"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"

by Daniel April 5, 2005

red sox

a group of fat pigs that didnt deserve to win shit.. They all were disgusting lookin' with there long hair and crap. Oh yeah, congrats on winning the WS... AFTER 86 FRICKEN YEARS. no matter what u say, the Yankees are better; 26 rings to what? 3?

Man 1 - You going to watch opening night on Sunday?
Man 2 - Hell yeah, whos playing again?
Man 1 - Yankees vs. The Red Sox
Man 2 - I bet you $100 that the Yankees win
Man 1 - I'm not a idiot, theres no way the yankees are going to lose! No bet.

by Daniel April 2, 2005

screwball

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

by Daniel April 2, 2005

Smoosh

1. n; Seattle's remarkable pop-based indie-rock sister duo comprised of Asya (13) on vocals & keyboards and Chloe (11) on drums.

2. tr. v.; To squash or mash.

1. Smoosh is the most exciting band.

2. I sat on my sack lunch and squashed my pb&j.

by Daniel April 1, 2005

Spazzard

Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.

Jason: Don't go near Daniel, he's a spazzard.
Tim: Oh shit son... *runs away*

by Daniel March 31, 2005

Alternative Life Style

Someone who lives a gay or homosexual life. So do not be live like that. If you do, you are a loser!!!

Straight Guy: How is your alternative life style going?

Gay Guy: Shut up! Just because I am different does not mean I am that much different!

by Daniel March 27, 2005

brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is

dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!

by daniel March 26, 2005