Majestic Donga

A watermelon pillow gifted to your friend, who sticks it between their legs and air thrusts

You have a very majestic donga.

I can't believe I got a majestic donga for my birthday!

MAJESTIC DONGAAAA!!

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Speewoo

The shoe you grab to kill the spider/insect in a split second choice

Quick! Grab the speewoo! There's a spider in the kitchen!

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Sixty-six

Spooning but with your heads at the foot end of the bed

I just love to sixty-six

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Inunduating

Breast feeding someone with a cow's udder.

"Yesterday I saw Jack inunduating his newborn"

by Dangly dongolies March 9, 2021

Updog

Not even funny

Person one: Updog
Person two: What's updog?
Person one: Not much what about you?
Person two: Wha- ohhhh

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Doueetigssfvnktdvjgghh

What you say when you don't know what to say

Can be written in many different ways, just spam a heap of random letters and if it feels right press send

Person A: Guess what?
Person B: What?
Person A: HE ASKED ME OUT!
Person B ( sad to be lonely but happy for them): sklrawliosicarlrghbljrlrarcklmnenlywloolll
Person A (EXTREMELY EXCITED): ahhhhhhhhdoueetigssfvnktdvjgghh

by Dangly dongolies May 30, 2019