Majestic Donga

A watermelon pillow gifted to your friend, who sticks it between their legs and air thrusts

You have a very majestic donga.

I can't believe I got a majestic donga for my birthday!

MAJESTIC DONGAAAA!!

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

November 13th

The day you get to yell penis at a teacher with no punishment

It's November 13th, "OI KENNETH! PENIS!"

by Dangly dongolies November 12, 2019

Updog

Not even funny

Person one: Updog
Person two: What's updog?
Person one: Not much what about you?
Person two: Wha- ohhhh

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Speewoo

The shoe you grab to kill the spider/insect in a split second choice

Quick! Grab the speewoo! There's a spider in the kitchen!

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Sixty-six

Spooning but with your heads at the foot end of the bed

I just love to sixty-six

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019