Definitions by Dangly dongolies

Inunduating 

Breast feeding someone with a cow's udder.

"Yesterday I saw Jack inunduating his newborn"

Inunduating by Dangly dongolies March 9, 2021

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

Beach Pigeon by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

November 13th 

The day you get to yell penis at a teacher with no punishment

It's November 13th, "OI KENNETH! PENIS!"

November 13th by Dangly dongolies November 12, 2019

Doueetigssfvnktdvjgghh 

What you say when you don't know what to say

Can be written in many different ways, just spam a heap of random letters and if it feels right press send

Person A: Guess what?
Person B: What?
Person A: HE ASKED ME OUT!
Person B ( sad to be lonely but happy for them): sklrawliosicarlrghbljrlrarcklmnenlywloolll
Person A (EXTREMELY EXCITED): ahhhhhhhhdoueetigssfvnktdvjgghh

Doueetigssfvnktdvjgghh by Dangly dongolies May 30, 2019

Majestic Donga 

A watermelon pillow gifted to your friend, who sticks it between their legs and air thrusts

You have a very majestic donga.

I can't believe I got a majestic donga for my birthday!

MAJESTIC DONGAAAA!!

Majestic Donga by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Speewoo 

The shoe you grab to kill the spider/insect in a split second choice

Quick! Grab the speewoo! There's a spider in the kitchen!

Speewoo by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Sixty-six 

Spooning but with your heads at the foot end of the bed

I just love to sixty-six

Sixty-six by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019