Impoverished; needy.
The Wall Street Crash of 1929 left many a wealthy speculator as indigent as the proverbial church mouse.
by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

When the train ground to a halt yet again, one passenger began to inveigh angrily against the transit system and the people who ran it.
by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.
Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".
by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

by Dangerous Dave February 14, 2005

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard
by dangerous dave April 14, 2005

"Much as I'd love to play shortstop for the Yankees, my age is an insuperable barrier to realizing any such dream," grandpa remarked.
by Dangerous Dave June 16, 2005
