Dan 's definitions

13 Delta

Army MOS composed of secretaries and wet backs.

13 Delta's are pussies.

by Dan January 16, 2003

astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.

Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.

by Dan November 4, 2003

Porno

The closest I'll ever get to being with a woman

You're so porno

by dan May 8, 2003

UCF

(Under Construction Forever) univeristy in orlando florida that is frowing at rapid rates.

self explanitory

by Dan February 23, 2004

walshy

The act of inserting ones penis into someone's ear. ie. an ear fuck.

Fred: Did you see how that guy died? Word is someone gave him a walshy and it went straight through.

George: Sounds painful.

by Dan February 27, 2004

porn stash

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.

"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005

Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

by Dan April 14, 2009