spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.
"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"
by dan November 26, 2004
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Vaguna

a very very large vagina
i was porkin this chick last night, i didn't even have to make effort i fell right into her vaguna
by Dan June 22, 2004
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feeling salty

phrase said when someone makes a mistake (regional: Philadelphia)
Guy: I was gonna rock her world but then I found out she was a he!
Other Guy: Feeling salty!
by Dan August 19, 2003
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asymptote

A straight line that is the limiting value of a curve. It can have many different equations and is the most important factor in curve sketches and other similar mathematical sectors.
The 4th order polynomial approaches the asymptote at y = x on the cartesian number plane.
by Dan October 10, 2003
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tuna vag

Tuna vag is a slang for a horrendously smelling vagina.
"My god, I had Dano over last night, and she has a fucking tuna vag homie"
by Dan January 18, 2005
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crazy dan

a crazy rocker guitarist
king of rock n roll
king of the blues
reggae spliff smoker
hates batty riders like luke goldie
woooooooooooooooow crazy dan you is da masta blasta
by dan November 22, 2004
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