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colaric

A female who is dreadful in bed. A colaric should just become a lesbian, as she adds no value to the heterosexual community. As this type of person has no desirable physical or emotional characteristics to another functional human being, one wonders why this person still is living. 90% of males who do hook up with a colaric either commit suicide or turn gay because she is so repulsive.
A colaric is so bad in bed she couldn't even get a himmel off.
by Dan February 29, 2004
mugGet the colaricmug.

knight k

The epitome of all that exists, the true meaning of life. Without him, all would be lost. Available in nasal and haroine style needles. :D
Dude, want a dose of some knight k!? I have a shitload cause its so cheap-n-good!
by dan July 28, 2004
mugGet the knight kmug.

30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are
"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.
by dan March 16, 2008
mugGet the 30 second rudiesmug.

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.
"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"
by dan May 22, 2003
mugGet the donky conkmug.

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.
I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.
by dan December 5, 2003
mugGet the ax woundmug.

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.
"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile
by Dan February 1, 2005
mugGet the Paedofinder Generalmug.

Motorola

One of the largest manufacturers of mobile phones, semiconductors, and other electronic equipment.

Motorola is often known for making cellular phones, such as the RAZR or StarTAC. They produced the first cell phone, sometimes called the "brick" for it's brick-like shape and weight.

Other products include radios, PowerPC computer processors, and semiconductors.
"Hello Moto!" is the company's motto.
by Dan June 9, 2005
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